I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver Tee

Express your quirky side with the “I Must Be A Constipated Virgin Beaver” tee! This hilarious and unique shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go. Made from high-quality cotton, it offers both comfort and style. Whether you’re a fan of beavers or just love a good laugh, this tee is perfect for casual outings or as a fun gift for friends with a sense of humor. Stand out from the crowd and show off your playful personality with this one-of-a-kind shirt!

Newsemoff.com – Bold Streetwear & Art Prints Made in the USA

At Newsemoff.com, we create fashion and posters for people who dare to be different. Our American-made t-shirts and posters are more than just products—they’re pieces of attitude, crafted to help you stand out.

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Everything at Newsemoff is proudly designed, printed, or produced in the USA—ensuring ethical production, unmatched detail, and quality control. And with global shipping, our work reaches fans worldwide.

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